What’s the Problem?

So, in my own inimitable way, I’ve started telling people, should they ask, ‘Yeah, well, I ride three times a week at one place, and one time a week at another place.’

Uh. What?

I think the problem is that I’m, like, feeling like a show off, or something? This is so totally stupid, and I know this, and I’m not beating myself up so much as marvelling at the way I sort things out in my head. I am still a little stunned that I seem to be riding four times a week, so I have to make up a story about how it’s not really four, it’s three and one, which do in fact add up to four, but – but – but-

Yeah.

I blame the full moon that’s just passed. What a doozy! Whew!