Back in October, I wrote about the lengths I’m willing to go to get people to buy my novel, Drama Queen, egregious links notwithstanding.

My latest caper was appearing in a panto, which was a legitimate journalistic assignment… along with an ad thrown in the programme for free [which I designed myself, sigh.]

Here it is, if you’re interested. Sadly — or not — there are no accompanying images, but I looked fetching in my maid’s cap.