ARGONE, BUT NOT SO FAR AWAY Argo’s not in Kildare! He’s in a field near to the yard, over by the dual carriageway! I could go visit him!

For some reason, the image I have in my head is of an Edwardian picnic, complete with parasol and mutton-leg sleeves and Argo in a detachable collar and dicky bow.

He’s already got the spats.